Para umunlad kailangan ng diskarte! Diskarte!

Its not your college or the money you'll inherit from your parents that will make you succcessful in life!

Definitely not math or filipino!

Or even english! Wondering why many businessmen are learning Mandarin?

The secret is...


Diskarte!!!

Midsem grades

I got my midsem grades...


I got a solid:


2.5

A far-out cry from 4!
Filipino teacher J.Salazar's grading system is a puss... He gave me a D!

Step-up boy! Hahahaha i'm hearing "lose yourself"...

Supot!

Supot!

I am narrating this story because it has shocked me on what it is to grow into believing one has to exhibit machismo to be accepted.

When I was a young boy studying in La Salle Green Hills, my classmates were asking me if I’m already circumcised. I lied of course! But pesky classmates and bus mates of mine kept on asking me. I don’t want to be called supot! I felt that I’m ostracized from the school society; especially they had suspected that I’m still uncircumcised! I felt that I’m not a man. I can’t exhibit supreme control and security of my young boyish life. All I can say I was dirty and I’m not man enough!

So I took the initiative to be circumcised. Of course there was doubt and fear in my mind; does it hurt? Yes! What if it would grow again? Sue the doctors! Am I man enough to face the needle and knife? Yes! The next thing I knew, I’m in the surgical bed, and the doctors were laughing and keeping me calm. They were cutting and sewing the skin when the doctor said: “Lalake ka na! Sabay natin I-try ito!” I was shocked that someone professional like him can comment on doing the deed of men! Machismo was exhibited! It struck me because the machismo, the supreme feeling of being man, was indeed upon me at that moment! Finally I was initiated to the world of men! And the doctor’s words were my confirmation of the password having its surgery!

This experience of mine happened last year. Joke.

Many years later, I realized that the machismo I have after being circumcised was just insecurity and peer pressure. The real machismo in my life today is how I carry myself in handling real life situations and responsibilities.

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Bakit kaya gusto nilang malaman kung tuli na ako noon...pedophile

The Debut

I'm alive.

Feel my hair.

Caress my skin.

Look into my eyes.

Smell my scented neck.

Kiss my lips. Pin me down.

Rip my clothes. Moan my name.


Nagaway na naman sila. Si Anne nagtampo. Ayun nagpakalasing. Kung sumayaw parang ang bagal ng buong mundo. Gewang ang pwet. Kembot. Pikit mata. Paki ni Anne sa kanyang problema! Aaaaah! Sarap ng buhay!

Nagising na lang si Anne na nakahiga sa upuuan ng kotse. Masakit sa mata ang kislap galing sa mga ilaw ng poste. Sinilip niya kung sino nagmamaneho. "Siya pala", ang bulong ni Anne. Ngumiti siya at pumikit. Sarap ng buhay...


She was there, Joe's ex-girlfriend; lights bouncing of her shoulders; her slender back keeps on teasing him; guys keep dancing with her; what an eye sore for the Joe. Regret haunts him.

Joe took his eyes off her. He glanced to her ex-girlfriend's sister; she's young, morena, has almond eyes, and has gotten her sister's best asset: legs. He approached her. They had been formally introduced before. He chatted with her. He noticed that her ex-girlfriend's sister taps her arms rhytmically with the music. He asked her to dance with him. She agreed.

Joe left the party. He got the sister's cell phone number and texted her. She replied.

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Ibaliktad man ang mundo, di natin ang alam ang nangyari pagkatapos umalis sa debut.

Ang Boyfriend Kong Ghetto!

GHETTO LOVE...
NOW SHOWING: ANG BOYFRIEND KONG GHETTO!
(jologs na movie na sure hit sa masa!)

TAGLINE: GHETTO KNOW WHAT'S TRUE LOVE! AYT!

SYNOPSIS: Bakte, a ghetto "yoh-yoh!" hip-hop loving guy, has fallen in love with Sunshine, a sophisticated urbane girl. Bakte tries to court Sunshine but due to their cultural difference, he has to jump hurdles that hinders him to be with Sunshine. Courting Sunshine has taken a big toll on Bakte's authentic of being a "ghetto" loving pimped-out motherfucker filipino thus Bakte has gotten an identity crisis because of the discrimination and prejudicial perspective of the Filipino society on him. Will Bakte find his true self? Will Bakte and Sunshine's love live amidst the cultural clash? Hahahaha!

Magpapalakas

Palakas

Late na naman. Hugas kamay... hindi pwede! walang soap!

Pansin ang umaga...makulimlim...

Late...

To cynical virgins of my dreams

If only my sigh can bring back "oh yeah" days!

rainy days

Hapon sa buong bayan, sumisingaw ang init sa bawat patak ng ambon. Kahel ang langit, naghuhudyat ng malakas na buhos, ang ambon patikim sa lupang uhaw. May tatlong magagandang dilag na ang suot lang ay daster, nagtatanggal sila ng kanilang sampay dahil malapit na bumuhos ang ulan. Nagmamadali sila kunin ang lahat ng makukuhang damit nang bumukas ang langit at hinulog ang pupukaw sa init nilang nadarama. Binitawan na nila ang mga sampay. Para silang naghahabulan, naglalandian, habang tumatakbo patungo sa puno ng mangga. Basang basa sila. Sumisingaw ang lupa....

Masarap kumain: brownie ala mode of flaming wings

Aalis

Sa mga aalis ng bansa...















ingat at see you again...