Monday, April 30, 2007

Yes its true he is the king...Buko King!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." - Justin Timberlake, from Sexy Back

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Totoy Mola is Jay Manalo's first role in sexy films.




According to Wikipedia...

The film Totoy Mola, was his first lead role in sexy films. Playing the title role, his character is a man from the province endowned having a very huge, horse-like penis. He moved to Manila, after he accidentally killed his girlfriend by attempting to penetrate his big penis to his girlfriend. In the city, he meets two women and in turn loves both of them. Without any skills, he became a male prostitute and the main macho dancer in a gay bar. Because of jealousy one of his girlfriends, cuts Totoy's penis. In the end, eventhough he doesn't have his penis anymore, the other girlfriend accepted him still.

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Yellow Statement T-shirt: "Mola Ka Na Ba?!"

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Regla

Sa Nayon by Angeli Laparan


Pinanood ni Minda ang tumatagaktak na dugo mula sa leeg ng baboy na kinatay ni Aling Marcela. Bawat sigaw ay tila sinsampal siya ng alon ng kahapon.

Pitong taong gulang siya noon nang masaksihang pinagbabaril ang kanyang mga magulang ng isang mamang kaibigan ang turing ng kanyang pamilya. Ang araw na masigla’t puno nang init sa pagkalinga’y napalitan ng lamig at takot nang siya mismo’y nilapitan at tinitigan ni Manding at bigla- biglang tinutok ang sandata sa sariling tenga na siya ring ipinaputok sa mga nagaruga sa mulat at takot na supling.

DUGO. Ito rin ang mismo ang kumalat sa kalsada’t nanggaling mismo sa leeg ng kanyang ina, sa dibdib naman ng kanyang ama.

Ito mismo ang kumalat sa kanyang nangangatog at maputlang mukha matapos mapanood ang madugong pangyayari na ikinayanig ng buong nayon.

Matapos ng kaganapang yoon ay di niya agad maisip, pano na ang bukas na pinagarap nilang mag-anak. Wala na siyang kamuwang- muwang sa mga susunod na maaaring mangyari.

Agad- agad ay pinunasan niya ang dugong tumilamsik sa kanyang inosenteng pisngi… Ang dugong tanging marka ng kanyang bigla-biglang pagkaulila at simbolo ng kawalan ng kanyang ama at ina.

Ang nayon ay agad agad inusisa at nagkagulo. Ang hapon ay mabagal na dinatnan ng buwan at ang sakit ay unti- unting bumalot sa bata.

“O Minda, isang kilong baboy to.” Salita ni Aling Acacia, ang kumupkop sa kanya matapos ang kagimbalgimbal na bangungot.

Di na siya nagsalita’t inabot nalang ang bayad at paguwing- paguwi ay ibinuhos niya ang dugo ng binili sa hinugasan ng isang kilo ng taba hanggang maubos ang mapula- pulang tubig.

Dise Nuebe na siya’t di parin nakakalimot sa sakit na natamo, mapahiran man lang ng isang patak ng dugo sa katawan.

Nagtungo siya sa banyo upang maghugas nang kamay at sinundan narin niya ng pag-ihi. Itataas na niya ang salawal nang makitang puno nang tuyong dugo ang kanyang salawal.

Nakwento na noon ito ng kanyang Ina bago pa ito nawala. Magiging dalaga din si Minda at magbibigay ng anak baling araw. Palatandaan daw ito ng…

REGLA. Ito na nga siguro ang inaasam ni Minda.Ang tanging beses na di niya katatakutan ang dugo. Ngayo’y di ito nagpaalala sakanyang pagiging ulila. Ngayon lang niya naugnay ang dugo na walang buhay ang napipiligro, at sa kabilang banda’y makapag bibigay nang panibago.

Agad na nagpalit nang pambabang saplot si Minda at niluto ang isang kilong baboy.

Mabilis ang ikot ng araw. Payapa ang nayon. Ngayo’y pag-aasam na ang bumalot kay Minda at tinawag si Pepe.

“Pe, sa susunod na Martes, tulungan mo ko ayusin yung lababo namin.”

Martes nang makasunod, pagpasok ni Pepe nang kanilang bahay ay agad- agad kinandado ni Minda ang kanilang madilim at masikip na barong-barong.

Mabilis ang ikot ng araw. Payapa ang nayon. Ngayo’y pag-aasam ang bumabalot kay Minda.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Landian sa Takipsilim: Uhaw sa Agos

Unimpisahan ko yung init, tinapos naman ni RP... wahahaha...

Last year, Dino and I were fond (hehehe) of reading the enticing parts or climax of Romansa Novels in our library (That's right! Merong Romansa Novels sa LRC ng LSGH). Hahaha tribute for the romansa novels.

Someone said to me to write an entry about landi and I wrote the first culminating part of the landian. But RP continued it so... ayan parang Grindhouse...complete na!

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Landi...

Piyesta sa kanila. Wala namang nakakahalata sa init ng kanilang tinatamo. Mga tinginan para bang agaw pansin sa mga makukulay na kasayahan. Hablot sa kamay; himas ng isipan; wala ng sasaya pa.

Bastos ang langit, makulimlim at ito'y nagparamdam ng ulan; kaniyang sagot sa nasasaksihan. Iniiwasan ang ambon; tila'y kung pumatak sa kanilang maselang katawan di mapaliwanag na sarap ang nararamdaman. Nakakaingit na uhaw ang pumukaw sa dinadalang basang panaginip nilang sinasabuhay.

Sa madilim na liblib sila nakatagpo ng matataguan; isang sanktuwaryo para sa tinatagong pagnanasa.

Datapwat nananaig ang masidhing init na nananalaytay sa kanilang mga ugat, hindi ito inalinta ng madilim na alapaap sa pagbuhos ng patak ng ulan sa buong kapaligiran.

Bagkus ito'y nagsilbing panakip sa kanilang umaalingaw-ngaw na ungol at tugon sa isa't isang nangangapoy na pagnanasa. Bawat patak ay pikit sa sarap. Bawat buhos ay unos sa kanilang nagaalab na damdamin.

At pagtila nito, nakaabang ang makulay na bahaghari - nagsisilbing pahiwatig sa isang matagumpay na kahihinatnan.

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Thanks RP!!!! hahaha

Friday, April 27, 2007

Landi...

Landi...

Piyesta sa kanila. Wala namang nakakahalata sa init ng kanilang tinatamo. Mga tinginan para bang agaw pansin sa mga makukulay na kasayahan. Hablot sa kamay; himas ng isipan; wala ng sasaya pa.

Bastos ang langit, makulimlim at ito'y nagparamdam ng ulan; kaniyang sagot sa nasasaksihan. Iniiwasan ang ambon; tila'y kung pumatak sa kanilang maselang katawan di mapaliwanag na sarap ang nararamdaman. Nakakaingit na uhaw ang pumukaw sa dinadalang basang panaginip nilang sinasabuhay.

Sa madilim na liblib sila nakatagpo ng matataguan; isang sanktuwaryo para sa tinatagong pagnanasa.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Frigid

Manhid.

Minsan sa may bubungan ng kalawakan, may kibo na natanaw. Nakakakiliti di mapaliwanag; lungkot na hindi makita; ligayang di maabot; ngunit kahit isang saglit, itong kibo ay di pinansin.

Ngayon hinahanap-hanap ang kibo sa kalawakan na minsan ipinarating. Umaapoy na pagaalinglangan at ihip ng baga nito'y tila malamig na habagat. Walang kapalit sa pagtuklas, isang rebelasyon.

Nakatago sa mapangahas na natanaw ay isang pagsabog...

Kibo. Kuonting kibo sa nararamdaman ng isa; sana'y pinansin para di nahuli ang lahat..

Di maitindihang pagaalinglangan

Alaala pilit nakagisnan; ano ba ang kailangan sundin para di nagkaganito? Ang hindi na mababalikan o ang kailangan harapin? Tumatakbo ang oras, kelan pa ba kikilos...?


Manhid...

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Dominique Ochoa Day: A Celebration

"The gayest thing someone can come up with..." - juja

Papa Doms... Dominique Ochoa...

Dominique Ochoa's tv and movie roles had been always the perfect-rich-gentleman-good looking manliligaw of the protagonist girl he's courting. What's funny he ends up being busted or jilted. Roles of an affectionate love fool who in God's time who's good and perfect intention makes him an illusion.

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Sana Maulit Muli

The last episode of Sana Maulit Muli was damn right impossible (haha syempre) and a big commercial series for Jollibee! Laughtrip when the character of Kim, Jasmine, said to Travis, "Pinili ko itong lugar dahil ligtas at malayo sa kapahamakan...", and the place was a Jollibee establisment! They had a date there and the scene ended Mang Andres, played by Michael De Mesa, ranting that love conquered destiny and fate, and a full view of the establishment.

Hahaha kilig to the bones!

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18 years old... What to do?

I will buy lottery tickets!!!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Breed ($#%!@$& dogs!)

"Tanginang aso yan..." - aking bungisngis

Di ko na matiis ang sakit ng ulo ko kahapon. Kaya humingi ako ng pera sa mom ko para bumili sa sari-sari store dyan sa may tabi tabi.

Nang makabili na ako ng Biogesic (Ingat - John Lloyd Cruz), naglalakad ako sa sidewalk at may nadaanan akong makeshift na bahay. Gawa sa mga kariton at kahoy ang kaniyang ding ding; ang bubong ay gawa naman sa yero, at ang sala (oo, may sala slash bedroom) naman ay isang sofa. Biglang may tumatahol na aso, yung isang aso alam ko nakatali pero pilit na gustong makawala. Tapos biglang sa isang butas ng bahay may lumitaw na itim na aso, tinatahulan ako. Napansin ko na hindi sya nakatali...Shit...bigla lang siya nakawala sa butas at hinabol ako. Nagpanic na ako, dahil seryoso syang mangangagat. Habang tumatakbo akong pa sideways, dahil mas mainam na tumawid na lang para in case maiwan ko ng aso, nakatingin pa rin ako sa aso hinihina.

Nang nakatawid na ako, hinabol pa rin niya ako. Sakto sa kabilang sidewalk may aso ring nakawala (Wala bang mga amo ito?!), at tumatahol. Putcha, talagang takot na takot na ako at tumitibok na ang ulo ko. Tumakbo pa rin ako, hinahabol pa ako ng bagong aso at ng itim na isa. Ang nakakatawa natingin ako sa kanila para makita ko mangangat na sila. Yung bago napagod at huminto pero tahol pa rin ng tahol. Yung itim ang makulit, malapit na sya at sa sandaling iyun ito ang mga naisip at lumitaw sa isip ko:

1. Makakagat na ako!!!!
2. Sipain ko kaya sa ulo o nguso!?!?!
3. Naalala ko na sinabi ko ang (see above) kay Tippy!!!
4. Sugat!!!
5. Rabies Shot!!!

At hanggang salita lang pala ako, hindi ko rin tinadyakan ang aso sa nguso dahil sa sobrang takot. Kaya tinakbuhan ko na lang ng mabilis! At salamat sa Diyos, napagod rin ang aso. Nanlamig ang pawis ko, at nahiya sa sarili (Napicture ko yung mukha ko na takot na takot at mga nakakita tumatawa).

Tumawa na lang ako ng malakas at sinabi ko sa sarili: "Tanginang aso yan..." .

note: I'm against asusena or killing dogs...

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Uy ok itong musicovery.com! hahaha thanks anton sa site! Hahaha paputol-putol nga lang dahil dial-up lang kami hehehe...

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Kumikitang kabuhayan!!!

Looking for double deck beds???

We have two! They are very durable and strong! Almost not used!

Php 2000.00 for one!!

just leave a message if you're interested!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Art Exhibit!!!

Art Exhibit!!! I wish I had talent for painting!!! Hahaha! These paintings are made by Lap, who by the way is in Munting Buhangin in Batangas!!! Hahahahahaha...(fade out) errr Mi Manchi!!!!

I remember Lap was so frustrated because she thought that her money wasn't enough to pay all the materials for a painting. But in the end, it wasn't true and she even did four!!!


Kala ko si Darth Maul....

Oh yeah!!! EdwardScissorHands!!! Johnny Depp...


Andre "3000" Benjamin of OUTKAST!! Hey ya!!! Shake that polariod picture!!!


She keeps on denying it, but I really believe this is her self potrait! Hahahaha!!!

Hehehehe... Wow! You gotta have passion and creativity to make these!!! Kiss kiss bang bang!!!


Monday, April 09, 2007

GoodAh!!! 80's Nostalgia!!! Damn right they're open 25 Hours!!!

GoodAh!!! 80's Nostalgia!!! Hahaha exclamation points!!!

On my way to La Salle Green Hills along Ortigas-EDSA (Gate 5 for bus commuters out there), I glanced upon my bus window a food establishment, GoodAh!!!, famously named after an 80's television ad. It was the IT food experience during the 80's. It was famous, it became a movie, in which Tito, Vic, and Joey starred!

GoodAh!!! is famous for its goto, tapa, and dinuguan. It has famous, unique and colorful signs like "Open 25 Hours!!!" and "Walk Thru! The Bridge!". GoodAh!!! came up with "Tapsi" too.

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After we came from my tita's house to continue our good Catholic's traditional pabasa last Thursday (Mind you, we were feasting during the Holy Week with lechon, rosemary chicken, Kaldereta and a lot more meat), my mom and tita talked about GoodAh!!! after they spotted one in San Juan. My mom said GoodAh!!! got bankrupted and didn't pay their employees for three long years. I don't know if the story was true. My mom added that their tapa was great. My tita said that GoodAh!!! has the best goto. Gotoking is nothing compared with GoodAh!!!'s, she said. The talk then shifted to good ol' 80's probably inspired by GoodAh!!!. But the chit chat made me curious about GoodAh!!!.

So, this summer, I'll be trying 80's nostalgia GoodAh!!! and eat some goto and tapa!!! Sama ka??

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Nostalgia...something you miss and want something but you can't grasp...

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Speaking of tapa, try the tapa served at Anton's family apartelle found somewhere in Chico Street near Katipunan!!! Yum...

During the grad paractice, IV-I, Wacky's class and partner in Schoolture Shock, had Tapaking for lunch. I got one meal care of Wacky and ate it alone. I shot the water-like vinegar of Tapaking and became dizzy; just like what Marlon had warned. After the meal I craved for tapa. Anton then invited us to eat at their apartelle and try their tapa. So Eco, Hiram, Bryle, and I went along. The meal was hearty and delicious! And what's good pa, the meal was "sagot" na ni Anton! Hahahaha! Libre!

Their tapa is served with egg (so...tapsilog sya!) and atsara! The atsara's sweet and sour taste harmoniously balanced the tapa's sweet flavor! Hahahaha! Lasang Pinoy! Bottomline MASARAP and MURA!

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Macho Pic from Class Night out care of Enif! See his mutiply: heyhihello.multiply

Damn! What was I thinking when we posed!?!?! I remember! Hahah I was thinking I was The Ultimate Warrior!!!!!! Hahahahha intesity! Ganda ng kuha ng sky...

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Nev'r all the way

Decision 2007

Never all the way; the grand tradition of finest education running in my veins has been cut short. My decision to continue is my vital oxygen. Different factors have shaken my fortitude. I have sought for advice yet all has been the best for me. I don't want to end up just another run in the mill.

It all depends on my decision; the one million question of where will I study. Both are my future. Both are keys. But only one is where my heart is...

The days are passing. The faint smell of June is coming. Here I stand on the edge, afraid to dip my feet on a new world and rich tradition many before have ventured into. I may stumble at the beginning. But in my heart the heaviest regret I carry will always remind me the excellence, tradition, and values of what La Sallians are all about and it will carry me to heights I never dreamed of before.


Cut my vein because you'll only see green bleeding out.

super heavy #&%#!?!#$!

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Happy and have a blessed Easter everyone! Jesus has risen! and Jesus loves you all!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Buying Havas

Buying Havaianas

My tita always tells me to buy a pair Havaianas (tsinelas with special rubber) because they are well incorporated with the fashion scene in ADMU. They are expensive and super uso. Everyone wants one. For me, they are status symbols; it is not the actual tsinelas you're buying, it is the brand name attached.


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Last Sunday my other tita, my sister, and I went shopping in Gateway. We went to Rustans and Havaianas were for sale. My tita and sister bought each without I realizing it because I was talking to a friend. I can't go near the Havaianas section of Rustans too because I was wearing fake one called Havana. I borrowed them from Anton. When my tita encouraged me to buy one, I slipped into a pair of dark blue Havaianas. It was too long. The sizes they have for me were the white ones. At that moment, I saw my feet and - Shit - they were dirty. I was trying to hide them from the sales girl or from the other buyers. Anyway I tried the white ones. After it didn't feel good, I removed them. I saw the pair and they were dirty. The pair was stained by my feet. Quickly, I placed it back again on the hooks and ran away. I messed some good white Havaianas... Damn, I felt conscious about my feet...

So when buying Havaianas or any other expensive tsinelas, have your feet clean and nails done. Scrub them, soap them, scrub them again. You need money


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Sabi nga kung may mahaba kang paa, ibig sabihin may mahaba kang ummmmmmmmmmm...



...tsinelas!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Summer love

When a person has infatuation, he can't sleep because of what-if and does-she questions bothering him.


Questions like:





1. Does she like me? - sabi nga ni kris aquino sa isang contestant: "Sinagot ka niya? Eh kung hindi humanap ka ng iba!"





2. Does she know? - Sure thing she's not manhid!


3. What if I invite her for a date? - It's just a date!



Ewan... lists!

Got inspired by a friend to write this item! Hahahah!

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Oh damn, summer love is swinging! Ahahaha remember its different theme songs? First of Summer by Urbandub maybe? A favorite like Ulan by Cueshe (hahaha!)? Or 214 (my favorite song) by Rivermaya? This summer your first kiss may happen(hopefully your last). Summer love might be experienced by man-rape by trabahadors while swimming (suggested situation by Gino) and so it is an every boy's experience he won't forget! Experience love in its different face this summer! Well, here's to our summer!!!





Son of the Beach...


This is a record!!!

Testament

While watching the awarding ceremony of our graduation for the honorable students, I promised myself that when I'm in college I will take recognitions and medals. I will stamp my name and make a legacy that my family will be proud of. I can do that! I said. Seeing them made me motivated. I gained momentum for college.

I'll show them kung paano ang isang taga LSGH kumana ng awards!!! Hahaha!

I swear, i will do my best... I'm going to stamp my name and leave a legacy!!!

Motivation is my drug and Desire my blood. Never forget God, the first search-inner...

Monday, April 02, 2007

WRESTLEMANIA

Call me a big kid, because i don't mind! Pro wrestling is soap opera for men!

Today was I saw my first pay-per-view Wrestlemania. Niki and I went to SM Megamall to see Wrestlemania via satellite.

When the movie screen lit up with montage of historical moments in Wrestlemania, I had shivers.

Super different when I was watching with other wrestling fans. There were boo's (like when John Cena FU'ed Shawn Michaels) and aah's (Jeff Hardy leg dropped Edge from a 20-foot ladder). Only in Wrestlemania enthusiastic hurrahs (Taker pinned Batista) can icetea plastic cups fly. I can stil hear the WOOOOH's of the theatre everytime HBK chops Cena. Ahhh ang saya!

Results!
Money in the Bank - Kennedy won! Favorite tlaga, basta mahaba at mataas!
Great Khali vs. Kane - Great Khali won - Mabagal! Malabo! A nod to scoop slamming of Andre the Giant by Hulk Hogan!
MVP vs. Chris Benoit - Chris Benoit won! - MVP is a wrestler!
Batista vs. Taker Championship - Taker new champ! - Batista powerbombed Taker! Super great!
ECW Origs vs. ECW New Breeds - ECW Origs - hahahaha!
Battle of the Billionaires! - Donald Trump - Hahaha Shane appeared! Trump got stunned!
Lumberjill - PSSSSSS
CENA vs. HBK - Hahahaha luto!

Bow!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

I hate Sundays


I hate Sundays even if it's our Lord's day... sorry...


Hassle sa bahay... kaya gusto kong magmisa ng magisa dahil peaceful... as in sobra...

Tension tuwing sa bahay...




Blue...
Ewan...