Masam ba mangarap... hahhaaha la lang napagisip-isip ko lang...
Ito ay isang napakalabo na comedy/adventure/action/romance film... medyo based ito sa isang laro sa Gameboy puno 'to ng comedy!!! Ang magandang lang sa film ang soundtrack nito ay puro ERASERHEADS hits!!!!!! YEAH!!! ALTERNATIVE!!!!
yung hero may gusto syang makilala na girl pero hindi nya makausap 'to dahil sobrang torpe nya kahit ang gwapo nya, biglang may mga nakilala sya na mga matitipuno na mga pare na gusto syang tulungan para lang maka-date yung girl pero bago ma-reto yung hero kailangan nya makapasa sa mga nakakabaliw na pagsubog at mga adventure na hindi makatotohanan heheh at ang masaya dito makakausap nya si GOD at sasabihin ni GOD na kailangan ng hero at yung girl magkakilala dahil sya ang ang magiging true love nya sa buong buhay at kung hindi nya sundan ang mga pagsubog at adventures ng mga pare hindi na cla magtatagpo! Para lang dream sequence ang lahat pero totoo! medyo based yung feel sa mga MTV ng ERASERHEADS!!! anyway syempre may mga kalaban yung karibal ng hero... hahahahahah basta kaya lang gaganda ito dahil sa mga hits ng ERASERHEADS!!!!
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Saturday, June 18, 2005
ang tanga ko... pero... alam ko na noon pa...
ano ba 'tong naramdaman ko... bumaba tuloy self-esteem ko... mdyo na apektuhan ako... nabaliw na yta ako... nanlambot ang kalamnan ko sa nabasa ko... medyo nakakatakot! hindi na ba ako natuto sa mga experience ng mga kaibigan ko?
anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway... ngyn ko lang na-gets kay haba-haba ng summer! shit... bakit ganun? nagbulag-bulagan yta ako... bakit ba ako na kagat nito... medyo ngyn lang unti-unting nawawala ang kamandag nito kung kelan pa ito naglalason sa akin... pero ayoko mawala 'toh... ang tanga ko tlga... bka nakakaabala lang ako.... anyway.... anyway.... anyway.... anway... wow! ako lang yata ang nagilusyon... nagmaangmangan pala ako...
anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway... ngyn ko lang na-gets kay haba-haba ng summer! shit... bakit ganun? nagbulag-bulagan yta ako... bakit ba ako na kagat nito... medyo ngyn lang unti-unting nawawala ang kamandag nito kung kelan pa ito naglalason sa akin... pero ayoko mawala 'toh... ang tanga ko tlga... bka nakakaabala lang ako.... anyway.... anyway.... anyway.... anway... wow! ako lang yata ang nagilusyon... nagmaangmangan pala ako...
Friday, June 17, 2005
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
School the first day....
Arrived at school pretty early... and it was HOT and WET!!!!... buti na lang nag agree ang sweat glands ng aking mga bagong classmates na tlgang mainit!!! at ang mga medyo masaya na part ng first day ang friend searching... hanapin ang mga nawawalng barkda and the hairstyle... feel the F4 fever lasalle style(long hair)!!!!
First Impression sa 3-G (class namin).... BORING!(really missed 2D...) Not included Mrs. Marie Santos(our class adviser) because she's witty and funny (first impression muna yan)
What's new... The GYM(canteen) looks like a giant foodcourt sa mga malls!!! Love the lights and the colors!!!(medyo OA pero wow for the paint job in my opinion!!) but sumikip ng sobra....and the other buildings are blah-blah-blah!! hmmm the campus is ready with their the plastikan blues for the PAASCO!
Our school is trying to impress the PAASCO pipol with our bling-bling facilities! TAAS ANG TUITION FEE TULOY! We heard a lot of stories from Ms. Marie Santos about the beautiful and sexy teachers like Ms. Victoria and Ms. Chavez (pumalit yta kay Antonil) cutey si Ms. Chavez with the slang accent of her english parang call center ang dating ka nga etching ng teachers, the story behind the plastikan blues of lsgh, the etching of lsgh as the more superior school than ateneo (sa facilities lang), and many many more...
After i heard about the stories of Mrs. Marie Santos, i felt proud and very lucky to study in lsgh... animo... at ang mga dasal ko na si Ms. Victoria ang COMPUTER teacher ay nagkatotoo!!!
anyway stop the crap... 3rd year na ako kaya... pagbutihin na...
First Impression sa 3-G (class namin).... BORING!(really missed 2D...) Not included Mrs. Marie Santos(our class adviser) because she's witty and funny (first impression muna yan)
What's new... The GYM(canteen) looks like a giant foodcourt sa mga malls!!! Love the lights and the colors!!!(medyo OA pero wow for the paint job in my opinion!!) but sumikip ng sobra....and the other buildings are blah-blah-blah!! hmmm the campus is ready with their the plastikan blues for the PAASCO!
Our school is trying to impress the PAASCO pipol with our bling-bling facilities! TAAS ANG TUITION FEE TULOY! We heard a lot of stories from Ms. Marie Santos about the beautiful and sexy teachers like Ms. Victoria and Ms. Chavez (pumalit yta kay Antonil) cutey si Ms. Chavez with the slang accent of her english parang call center ang dating ka nga etching ng teachers, the story behind the plastikan blues of lsgh, the etching of lsgh as the more superior school than ateneo (sa facilities lang), and many many more...
After i heard about the stories of Mrs. Marie Santos, i felt proud and very lucky to study in lsgh... animo... at ang mga dasal ko na si Ms. Victoria ang COMPUTER teacher ay nagkatotoo!!!
anyway stop the crap... 3rd year na ako kaya... pagbutihin na...
Friday, June 10, 2005
The Issue... tissue!
When i first heard of Sandra Cam, i thought it's another sexy-bold starlet na nabuntis ni Danillo Barros and with a naughty moniker: The Banglady este the Baglady. But I was wrong... she's a bagwoman, taga deliver ng pera galing sa jueteng! She's a part of a grand plan for destabilization against administration of PGMA. It's so obvious! We cannot say that every statement of Sandra is true...
Taped Conversations! PGMA talking to a comelec official about rigging the election... absurd! stupid! ano 'toh panahon ni Nixon!? Kung ang presidente pwede pala ma-tapped yung kanyang conversation... grabeh eto ang smoking gun ng Opposition kay PGMA! If the opppsition has these "witnesses" like Mayor and Cam against PGMA's husband, brother-in-law, and children, the tapes are for destroying PGMA's herself!! The damning accusation of th opposition about last election didn't stir the massa! So now with these tapes, they're attempting again with "solid" evidence! ang nakakatawa lang dito the PGMA side has another tape that pero iba ang pinaguusapan! what da? Nakakalito noh? UGH!!! i think this will lead to another downfall of a president... hay nako!!!!
Does anybody remember the culminating events before EDSA 2? Like i'm watching a bad remake of it, the opposition is trying to re-create events, expose, that led to the downfall of Joseph Estrada but in a bad way they're just turning the tables hindi si Erap ang sangkot... ang mga kapamilya ni PGMA (the weakness of PGMA)... para sa 'kin... trying hard or copy-cat ang opposition! Wake-up nman mga senators!!! mas lalo na yung opposition!!! Why give a lot of time for these Bull[feces]!!!??? Ang daming pwedeng gawin...
Natatawa ako yung binibigyan nila ng moniker ang mga sangkot sa issue. just like Mikey Arroyo he's the Lion King! Iggy Arroyo: jose pidal! What's with the Lion King? The Godfather of Jueteng? Jose Pidal?
Eto lang ang masasabi ko.... ang pagiging politician ay kasing dumi ng isang nagtatrabaho sa Poso Negro (yung nagaalis ng [feces] sa septic tank) lahat ng [feces] nakita mo na... ang mga baho at nakakadiri nilang paraan ay inilabas ng mga taga-oppsition para lang mag karoon ng kapangyarihan sa naghihingalong bayan natin!
Opinions i got from this issue... source: http://news.inq7.net/opinion/index.php?index=2&story_id=39775&col=72
I AM very much alarmed. If the President's cellular phone can be tapped, then no one is safe! This incident must be investigated. The perpetrators must be punished. This shows to what extent people who want to destroy the President would go to further their selfish ambitions.
-- Eyriche Cortez, Makati City
* * *
The tapes just indicate that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo cannot claim to be pure and that there were grounds for the late Fernando Poe Jr.'s claims that he was cheated by her.
Also, I am offended by her lawyer's arrogance and pomposity during his interview on the ABS-CBN News Channel. He kept saying that the source is questionable and that they are interfering with our economy, which is getting better. Our economy is slowly dying and whatever the Palace says, we know it's not going anywhere.
Furthermore, the source might be questionable, but it is the tape that interests us. It is depressing to think that we still have to endure
her presidency for the next five years.
-- Sherill Villanueva, Jeddah
* * *
The accusations being thrown at Ms Arroyo's administration, from the incredible testimonies of admitted "jueteng" illegal numbers game operators turned government witnesses, to the exposés of doctored cell-phone audiotapes of Ms Arroyo supposedly colluding with a Commission on Elections official could only have come from one source with one purpose: Ms Arroyo's political foes, who are hell-bent on bringing down her government.
Her opponents probably have figured that five years is too long to wait for their next shot at seizing the presidency. To me, the First Gentleman or any of Ms Arroyo's children would have to be very stupid to get themselves into this jueteng mess after having witnessed first-hand the same scandal causing the downfall of Estrada. It simply defies every fundamental logic and conventional wisdom. Only gullible people will fall for this story. We're seeing dirty Filipino politics at its ugliest.
-- Bobby Mutia, Los Angeles, California
* * *
I am really wondering: if the opposition has a taped conversation and they say that it is authentic while the administration also has a tape, how could this happen? Did both of them tap the conversation of the President and the guy on the phone? And why is the administration so keen on filing a case against the person who allegedly tapped the conversation?
I think it is more important to know if the tape is true and genuine... I think it would be better if the "tape" would be sent to the US Federal Bureau of Investigation for further examination...
-- Roger Barroga, Las Piñas City
Taped Conversations! PGMA talking to a comelec official about rigging the election... absurd! stupid! ano 'toh panahon ni Nixon!? Kung ang presidente pwede pala ma-tapped yung kanyang conversation... grabeh eto ang smoking gun ng Opposition kay PGMA! If the opppsition has these "witnesses" like Mayor and Cam against PGMA's husband, brother-in-law, and children, the tapes are for destroying PGMA's herself!! The damning accusation of th opposition about last election didn't stir the massa! So now with these tapes, they're attempting again with "solid" evidence! ang nakakatawa lang dito the PGMA side has another tape that pero iba ang pinaguusapan! what da? Nakakalito noh? UGH!!! i think this will lead to another downfall of a president... hay nako!!!!
Does anybody remember the culminating events before EDSA 2? Like i'm watching a bad remake of it, the opposition is trying to re-create events, expose, that led to the downfall of Joseph Estrada but in a bad way they're just turning the tables hindi si Erap ang sangkot... ang mga kapamilya ni PGMA (the weakness of PGMA)... para sa 'kin... trying hard or copy-cat ang opposition! Wake-up nman mga senators!!! mas lalo na yung opposition!!! Why give a lot of time for these Bull[feces]!!!??? Ang daming pwedeng gawin...
Natatawa ako yung binibigyan nila ng moniker ang mga sangkot sa issue. just like Mikey Arroyo he's the Lion King! Iggy Arroyo: jose pidal! What's with the Lion King? The Godfather of Jueteng? Jose Pidal?
Eto lang ang masasabi ko.... ang pagiging politician ay kasing dumi ng isang nagtatrabaho sa Poso Negro (yung nagaalis ng [feces] sa septic tank) lahat ng [feces] nakita mo na... ang mga baho at nakakadiri nilang paraan ay inilabas ng mga taga-oppsition para lang mag karoon ng kapangyarihan sa naghihingalong bayan natin!
Opinions i got from this issue... source: http://news.inq7.net/opinion/index.php?index=2&story_id=39775&col=72
I AM very much alarmed. If the President's cellular phone can be tapped, then no one is safe! This incident must be investigated. The perpetrators must be punished. This shows to what extent people who want to destroy the President would go to further their selfish ambitions.
-- Eyriche Cortez, Makati City
* * *
The tapes just indicate that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo cannot claim to be pure and that there were grounds for the late Fernando Poe Jr.'s claims that he was cheated by her.
Also, I am offended by her lawyer's arrogance and pomposity during his interview on the ABS-CBN News Channel. He kept saying that the source is questionable and that they are interfering with our economy, which is getting better. Our economy is slowly dying and whatever the Palace says, we know it's not going anywhere.
Furthermore, the source might be questionable, but it is the tape that interests us. It is depressing to think that we still have to endure
her presidency for the next five years.
-- Sherill Villanueva, Jeddah
* * *
The accusations being thrown at Ms Arroyo's administration, from the incredible testimonies of admitted "jueteng" illegal numbers game operators turned government witnesses, to the exposés of doctored cell-phone audiotapes of Ms Arroyo supposedly colluding with a Commission on Elections official could only have come from one source with one purpose: Ms Arroyo's political foes, who are hell-bent on bringing down her government.
Her opponents probably have figured that five years is too long to wait for their next shot at seizing the presidency. To me, the First Gentleman or any of Ms Arroyo's children would have to be very stupid to get themselves into this jueteng mess after having witnessed first-hand the same scandal causing the downfall of Estrada. It simply defies every fundamental logic and conventional wisdom. Only gullible people will fall for this story. We're seeing dirty Filipino politics at its ugliest.
-- Bobby Mutia, Los Angeles, California
* * *
I am really wondering: if the opposition has a taped conversation and they say that it is authentic while the administration also has a tape, how could this happen? Did both of them tap the conversation of the President and the guy on the phone? And why is the administration so keen on filing a case against the person who allegedly tapped the conversation?
I think it is more important to know if the tape is true and genuine... I think it would be better if the "tape" would be sent to the US Federal Bureau of Investigation for further examination...
-- Roger Barroga, Las Piñas City
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Beauty!? - bagong gising sa umaga
A person
said that the best thing in
the world is seeing the girl you love na
kakagising lang... you just want to
take a picture of her right there
and
then.
The person, who's a politician then, was waiting for her beautiful wife to wake-up from comatose and it never happened...
There's something the way a beautiful girl who just woke-up, eyes squinting yung tipong naantok pa, then she'll just smile on the mirror. The morning sunlight from the window shines upon her hair and soft skin. All natural, no make-up hindi na kailangan mag pa-salon. It's like there's this aura na sobrang fresh! You just keep saying to yourself upon witnessing a brand new day and your beautiful loved one, "how lucky I am."
When you want to see the true beauty of the woman you love,(yet we cannot base what is true beauty) tabihan mo sya habang sya'y natutulog... when she wakes-up mas lalo syang gaganda kapag nakita ka nya...
Friday, June 03, 2005
sa mga batang nawawala
kunin mo 'ko...
samantalahin ang pagkakataon...
sayang ang oras...
baka mawala ka pa...
samantalahin ang pagkakataon...
sayang ang oras...
baka mawala ka pa...
kaibigan - pagkakaroon ng good vibes
FRIENDS. A SIMPLE WORD ISN'T IT?
IT'S
UTTERRED EVERYDAY TO ALMOST
EVERY
PERSON IMAGINABLE. WHO ARE
YOUR
FRIENDS? I USED TO THINK THAT
FRIENDS
WERE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU COULD
LAUGH
AND TALK TO. NOW I KNOW THAT
FRIENDS
AREN'T THAT, THEY'RE THE PEOPLE
THAT
TOUCH UR HEART. YOU COULD SPEND
HOURS
WITH THEM DOING NOTHING AT ALL
AND
IT
CAN BE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE,
JUST BECAUSE IT WAS WITH THEM.
THEY'RE
THE PEOPLE YOU CAN SHARE YOUR
SECRETS
WITH, CRY WITH, LAUGH WITH, AND
JUST
HAVE FUN WITH. THEY DON'T JUDGE
YOU
OR
MAKE YOU CHANGE. THEY ACCEPT
YOU
EXACTLY AS YOU ARE. THEY LOOK AT
YOU
AND THEY SEE A GREAT PERSON,
ONE
THEY
LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH. YOU ALL
SHARE
SOMETHING IN COMMON AND ARE
TIED
TOGETHER BY MEMORIES, TEARS,
LAUGHS
AND SMILES. YOU'RE TIED TOGETHER
BY
LOVE FOR THE OTHER. FRIENDSHIP IS
THE STRANGEST BUT GREATEST THING IN
THE
WORLD. I FIND MY TIME WITH MY
FRIENDS,
THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE
IT'S
UTTERRED EVERYDAY TO ALMOST
EVERY
PERSON IMAGINABLE. WHO ARE
YOUR
FRIENDS? I USED TO THINK THAT
FRIENDS
WERE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU COULD
LAUGH
AND TALK TO. NOW I KNOW THAT
FRIENDS
AREN'T THAT, THEY'RE THE PEOPLE
THAT
TOUCH UR HEART. YOU COULD SPEND
HOURS
WITH THEM DOING NOTHING AT ALL
AND
IT
CAN BE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE,
JUST BECAUSE IT WAS WITH THEM.
THEY'RE
THE PEOPLE YOU CAN SHARE YOUR
SECRETS
WITH, CRY WITH, LAUGH WITH, AND
JUST
HAVE FUN WITH. THEY DON'T JUDGE
YOU
OR
MAKE YOU CHANGE. THEY ACCEPT
YOU
EXACTLY AS YOU ARE. THEY LOOK AT
YOU
AND THEY SEE A GREAT PERSON,
ONE
THEY
LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH. YOU ALL
SHARE
SOMETHING IN COMMON AND ARE
TIED
TOGETHER BY MEMORIES, TEARS,
LAUGHS
AND SMILES. YOU'RE TIED TOGETHER
BY
LOVE FOR THE OTHER. FRIENDSHIP IS
THE STRANGEST BUT GREATEST THING IN
THE
WORLD. I FIND MY TIME WITH MY
FRIENDS,
THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Year 2000... korny
Year 2000 sa Pilipinas...
gaganapin ang Ms.Universe sa pilipinas at second runner-up lang ang pangbato ng Philippines, ang makakatalo kay Ms.Philippines ay si Ms.Jupiter...
Sa sobrang galing umarte ni Dennis Trillo gaganap sya sa "Darna: The Movie" bilang Darna...
malalaos ang pustahan ng NBA sa mga eskwelahan sa pilipinas, dahil mauuso naman ang jueteng...
malalagay si FPJ sa Guiness Book of Records bilang pinakamaliit na tao na nabuhay dahil: "kahit butas ng karayong, kaya niyang pasukin"...
ipagbabawal ang pagkain ng gummi bears at potchi dahil ang mga gummi bears ay totoo palang mga bears habang ang potchi ay totoo palang potchi...
magpapakasal ang sikat na pinsan ni Kitchie Nadal, si Barbie Na Doll, kay Ken
malalaman ng may-ari ng MARKET! MARKET! na kailangan ibahin ang pangalan ng mall dahil hindi nman ito isang malaking palengke kaya MALL! MALL! ang ipapalit...
tatakbo ulit si Eddie Gil sa pagkapresidente pero matatalo ulit, dinaya raw sya, dahil tatlong boto lang ang nakuha nya...
Magugulat ang buong mundo na ang susunod na magiging santo papa ay isang pinoy dahil pipiliing nyang pangalan bilang santo papa ay Pope Cola 6.00 pesos lang...
gaganapin ang Ms.Universe sa pilipinas at second runner-up lang ang pangbato ng Philippines, ang makakatalo kay Ms.Philippines ay si Ms.Jupiter...
Sa sobrang galing umarte ni Dennis Trillo gaganap sya sa "Darna: The Movie" bilang Darna...
malalaos ang pustahan ng NBA sa mga eskwelahan sa pilipinas, dahil mauuso naman ang jueteng...
malalagay si FPJ sa Guiness Book of Records bilang pinakamaliit na tao na nabuhay dahil: "kahit butas ng karayong, kaya niyang pasukin"...
ipagbabawal ang pagkain ng gummi bears at potchi dahil ang mga gummi bears ay totoo palang mga bears habang ang potchi ay totoo palang potchi...
magpapakasal ang sikat na pinsan ni Kitchie Nadal, si Barbie Na Doll, kay Ken
malalaman ng may-ari ng MARKET! MARKET! na kailangan ibahin ang pangalan ng mall dahil hindi nman ito isang malaking palengke kaya MALL! MALL! ang ipapalit...
tatakbo ulit si Eddie Gil sa pagkapresidente pero matatalo ulit, dinaya raw sya, dahil tatlong boto lang ang nakuha nya...
Magugulat ang buong mundo na ang susunod na magiging santo papa ay isang pinoy dahil pipiliing nyang pangalan bilang santo papa ay Pope Cola 6.00 pesos lang...
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Matatapos na ang summer wla pa si Mcgyver...
Kapag umuulan, napapawi ang uhaw ng karamihan. Parang ang saya pakinggan ang malalakas na buhos ng ulan sa bubong at masarap matulog dahil malamig. At kapag umuulan hudyat na ito ng pagtatapos ng summer. Oo, umuulan na nga... isang beses sa lakas ng hangin at ulan tumumba yung puno ng kapitbahay at nahulog sa aming gate...
Yah, tapos na nga ang summer... tapos na ang masasayang araw na wlang iniintindi... tapos na ang mga family o barkada outings or gimiks... mga bagong karanasan sa buhay na ngyong summer lang natuklasan o natikman(rugby, damo, bato, shabu, katol, alaxan, pesticide, extrajoss, pagkabuhay, pagkamatay, love, charity, spiritual alingment with God, camping, magpractice sa sports, sumali sa isang gang, kumain ng ipis, extimox, maglaba sabay magplantsya, kumuha ng saging, magluto, txt to sawa, usap sa phone, hay nako ang dami)... mga alaala na hindi makakalimutan(swimming sa canal o imburnal, unang halik sa pader, bsta kahit ano!)... tapos na ang pagbabad sa araw(nakakangitim)... tapos na ang mga maiinit na araw at gabi(wlang aircon)... tapos na ang mga pagpapantasya... tapos na ang walang tulugan( uy kim dela paz!)... sa mga department stores kita mo na ang mga banners na nakalagay ay: "Back to School Sale"... hahaha nakuha ko pa tumawa na wlang emotion sa article na 'toh... tapos na nga ang summer at wla pa si Mcgyver!
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Yah, tapos na nga ang summer... tapos na ang masasayang araw na wlang iniintindi... tapos na ang mga family o barkada outings or gimiks... mga bagong karanasan sa buhay na ngyong summer lang natuklasan o natikman(rugby, damo, bato, shabu, katol, alaxan, pesticide, extrajoss, pagkabuhay, pagkamatay, love, charity, spiritual alingment with God, camping, magpractice sa sports, sumali sa isang gang, kumain ng ipis, extimox, maglaba sabay magplantsya, kumuha ng saging, magluto, txt to sawa, usap sa phone, hay nako ang dami)... mga alaala na hindi makakalimutan(swimming sa canal o imburnal, unang halik sa pader, bsta kahit ano!)... tapos na ang pagbabad sa araw(nakakangitim)... tapos na ang mga maiinit na araw at gabi(wlang aircon)... tapos na ang mga pagpapantasya... tapos na ang walang tulugan( uy kim dela paz!)... sa mga department stores kita mo na ang mga banners na nakalagay ay: "Back to School Sale"... hahaha nakuha ko pa tumawa na wlang emotion sa article na 'toh... tapos na nga ang summer at wla pa si Mcgyver!
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Sa year 2000.... korny mas korny pa sa corn!
Sa year 2000 in the philippines...
gaganapin ang Ms.Universe sa pilipinas at second runner-up lang ang pangbato ng Philippines, ang makakatalo sa kanya ay si Ms.Jupiter...
Sa sobrang galing umarte ni Dennis Trillo gaganap sya sa "Darna: The Movie" bilang Darna...
malalaos ang pustahan ng NBA sa mga eskwelahan sa pilipinas, dahil mauuso naman ang jueteng...
malalagay si FPJ sa Guiness Book of Records bilang pinakamaliit na tao na nabuhay dahil: "kahit butas ng karayong, kaya niyang pasukin"...
ipagbabawal ang pagkain ng gummi bears at potchi dahil ang mga gummi bears ay totoo palang mga bears habang ang potchi ay totoo palang potchi...
magpapakasal ang pinsan ni Kitchie Nadal, si Barbie Na Doll, kay Ken
malalaman ng may-ari ng MARKET! MARKET! na kailangan ibahin ang pangalan ng mall dahil hindi nman ito isang malaking palengke kaya MALL! MALL! ang ipapalit...
tatakbo ulit si Eddie Gil sa pagkapresidente pero matatalo ulit, dinaya raw sya, dahil tatlong boto lang ang nakuha nya...
Magugulat ang buong mundo na ang susunod na magiging santo papa ay isang pinoy dahil pipiliing nyang pangalan bilang santo papa ay Pope Cola 6.00 pesos lang...
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gaganapin ang Ms.Universe sa pilipinas at second runner-up lang ang pangbato ng Philippines, ang makakatalo sa kanya ay si Ms.Jupiter...
Sa sobrang galing umarte ni Dennis Trillo gaganap sya sa "Darna: The Movie" bilang Darna...
malalaos ang pustahan ng NBA sa mga eskwelahan sa pilipinas, dahil mauuso naman ang jueteng...
malalagay si FPJ sa Guiness Book of Records bilang pinakamaliit na tao na nabuhay dahil: "kahit butas ng karayong, kaya niyang pasukin"...
ipagbabawal ang pagkain ng gummi bears at potchi dahil ang mga gummi bears ay totoo palang mga bears habang ang potchi ay totoo palang potchi...
magpapakasal ang pinsan ni Kitchie Nadal, si Barbie Na Doll, kay Ken
malalaman ng may-ari ng MARKET! MARKET! na kailangan ibahin ang pangalan ng mall dahil hindi nman ito isang malaking palengke kaya MALL! MALL! ang ipapalit...
tatakbo ulit si Eddie Gil sa pagkapresidente pero matatalo ulit, dinaya raw sya, dahil tatlong boto lang ang nakuha nya...
Magugulat ang buong mundo na ang susunod na magiging santo papa ay isang pinoy dahil pipiliing nyang pangalan bilang santo papa ay Pope Cola 6.00 pesos lang...
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